From Signature Lines on emails flying around:

• "Remember....aviate....navigate....communicate!"
   
• "hovering is for pilots who love to fly, but have nowhere to go!"
   
•    "(H)....runways are for beauty queens!"
   
• "And keep the big spinny thing above your heads and the little spinny thing behind you."
   
• "Down, Right, Aft, Roll Throttle, Wait for it, Wait for it - Pitch Pull"
   
• "It's a good landing if you can still get the doors open."
   
• "I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there."
   
• "How do you know that there is a pilot at your party? -------- He'll tell you!"
   

Humorous Helo Related Files

• The Ten Commandments for Flying Helo
   
• Humor Columnist Dave Barry on "How to Fly a Helicopter" - www.rcheliclub.co.nz/barry.htm

Things To Do While You Are Grounded

• Fly a helicopter from your desk